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  <title>No More PalmOS</title>

  <articleinfo>
    <date>2005/049</date>

    <abstract>
      <para>A long-time PalmOS user defects.</para>

      <para>I've been using PalmOS devices for almost a decade. In that time,
      Palm has lost sight of the original developer's vision -- the vision
      that made them great -- and has begun practicing repulsive corporate
      tactics. As a result, they've lost a fan, and a customer.</para>
    </abstract>

    <author>
      <surname>Russell</surname>

      <firstname>Sean</firstname>

      <email>ser@ser1.REMOVETHIS.net</email>
    </author>

    <address><otheraddr><ulink url="???">Homepage</ulink></otheraddr></address>
  </articleinfo>

  <section>
    <title>The Beginning</title>

    <para>I have rebelled.</para>

    <para>I have thrown off the oppressive shackles of a cruel, faceless
    lord.</para>

    <para>I've given up on Palm.</para>

    <para>My decision is long coming, and requires some history. You can
    probably skip down to <link linkend="the_middle">The Middle</link> if
    you're not enthralled by my writing style.</para>

    <para>It starts back in the early 90's, when I owned a Newton and was the
    president of the Oregon Java Interest Group. I carried that thing around,
    like a brick-filled daytimer, dutifully entering purchases and scribbling
    in the horribly slow character recognition system. At one of the OJIG
    meetings, somebody showed me his PDA: a Palm Pilot III, and I couldn't
    believe the difference. Here was a PDA that didn't require major lifestyIe
    adjustments. It was convenient to carry, had good character recognition,
    and an unbelievable battery life. Shortly thereafter, I bought myself one,
    and it became my constant companion until Palm released the Palm V.</para>

    <para>Palm took a good design and made it better with the Palm V. It had
    more memory, faster CPU, and a slimmer, more stylish package. It was the
    perfect PDA. Except for the fact that I kept having hardware problems,
    especially with the power button. I exchanged my Palm V at least three
    times in as many years, and finally gave up, depending on software and the
    other hard buttons to turn the device on and off. Still, I was a satisfied
    customer, and I had more than one person comment on the fact that I could
    write on it quickly without even looking at the device.</para>

    <para>Around 2002, I shifted gears. I had recently moved to the East
    coast, and a new generation of PDAs was out. In addition, my Palm V had
    given up the ghost, refusing to turn on under any circumstance. I treated
    myself to a Sony Clie T665C.</para>

    <para>The T665C was nice in some ways; it had a higher resolution, color
    screen, wasn't much thicker than the V, nor much wider... but it was
    taller. Still, the lure of audio support was too much to resist, and I
    purchased one. This was a mistake. First of all, that difference in height
    did make a difference; it was just too tall to fit comfortably in a
    pocket. Also, Sony has this arrogant drive to reinvent every technology,
    and fitted the Clie (as they were fitting everything) with their
    proprietary Memory Stick. As an aside, I still think the Memory Stick is a
    waste of money, but whatever; I simply don't buy their sticks, and I avoid
    products that use Sony's formats. The Clie was Ok, but was crammed with so
    much proprietary software that I wasn't happy with it. The battery life
    was awful, it didn't handle MP3's very well, that stupid Memory Stick was
    a constant irritant, and the buttons were painful to use.</para>
  </section>

  <section>
    <title id="the_middle">The Middle</title>

    <para>Then Palm released the Tungsten T: cue heavenly choir.</para>

    <para>This, I thought, was the ultimate device. I still hadn't caught on
    to the fact that the trend in PDAs since the Palm V had been in the wrong
    direction: they've been getting larger, not smaller. The Tungsten T had a
    bright, beautiful display, a powerful CPU, oodles of memory, a Secure
    Digital slot (not a CF, but we can't have everything), decent IR and even
    BlueTooth. Even as I write this, I have the Tungsten, and carry it with me
    everywhere, and use it almost hourly.</para>

    <para>The best things about the Tungsten are what you notice when you
    compare it to the Clie. The Clie was designed by Torquemada: the buttons
    are, as I said, small, hard, and literally painful to use for an extended
    time. There is a switch to disable the keys that always seems to be in the
    wrong position. It came with an anemic little stylus that has, probably,
    the most uncomfortable design possible; almost as if they were sitting in
    a room going, "What can we do to make using the Clie truly hideous?" It
    just isn't convenient to use. In comparison, the Tungsten is chock full of
    good UI design: the 5-way rocker is sheer genius, moreso for the fact that
    they hooked the central button to the clock, so you could check the time
    just by pressing it when the PDA was off -- it would display the time and
    then shut itself off after about 10 seconds. There is a little button on
    the side that is hooked to the voice recorder, so if you're driving and
    want to make a little note, you don't have to fire up the Palm -- just
    press and hold the little button, and the Palm turns itself on and starts
    recording, and stops when you let up on the button. There are dozens of
    little things like this that show that not all of the good UI designers
    have left Palm.</para>

    <para>But it has downsides. First, it is big. Not too big, and not as
    awkward as the Clie, but big enough to be cumbersome; it is no Palm V. The
    software is fraught with bugs; the demon inhabiting my Tungsten is that
    the digitizer is constantly decalibrating. And what did Palm say when I
    called them about this? "Deinstall everything but the default PalmOS
    software." Uh uh. No way. PalmOS is useless without the add-on software;
    that's like saying your computer is perfectly stable, as long as you don't
    turn it on. And sometimes, rarely, a database will get corrupt in such a
    way that the device can't boot fully; it boots, gets almost through the
    initialization process, and then crashes and has to be rebooted. The only
    fix is to wipe the device and restore your data, and hope that you hadn't
    done anything significant (like get an address card beamed to you) since
    your last sync. In other words, the PalmOS itself is getting more
    flakey.</para>

    <para>So, I've acquired the opinion that Palm hasn't produced a really
    exceptional product since the Vx. They've given up on the philosophy that
    made them great. Every Palm user -- well, every one who knows anything
    about Palm Computing -- knows the story of founder Jeff Hawkins, and how
    he is said to have carried around a block of wood that he whittled on
    until it felt comfortable to hold. He'd walk around the office pulling
    this thing out of his pocket and tell the developers, "we have to get it
    this small." For a while, Palm went in the right direction; the Palm V was
    even smaller than the original Palm Pilots, and what it gave up in comfort
    it gained in portability; it could easily share a back pocket with a
    wallet. And the battery lasted literally weeks between charges, with
    regular use.</para>

    <para>Despite the great success Palm had with the early devices, at some
    point the company started copying the PocketPC. The PDAS started getting
    bigger, crammed with features largely unneccessary in a PDA --
    unneccessary when it comes at the cost of stability and size. What we have
    now is the Tungsten T5, the biggest of them all, and no sign that they'll
    reverse the trend. And what idiot at Palm decided to copy an (at the time)
    unsuccessful platform? They let Microsoft define the playing field, and
    once you do that, you've lost. Microsoft will crush you, crush you, I say!
    Apple competes with Microsoft by never, ever, letting Microsoft set the
    rules of the game, and Linux competes by... well, by not playing by any
    rules whatsoever. Palm gave Microsoft the ball, and the only reason why it
    is still in the game now is because (if I may mix my metaphors a bit) by
    now it takes the MS steamroller a long time to swing around, and Palm has
    been barely staying ahead of it. It helps that the steamroller keeps
    breaking down.</para>
  </section>

  <section>
    <title>The End</title>

    <para>So we come to today. Months ago, I dropped my Tungsten one too many
    times, and lost a couple screws and a bit of cosmetic plastic, and the
    back of the sliding base was loose and making me nervous. I started
    syncing a lot more often. Also, by this point, I was getting tired of
    lugging around a cell phone and a PDA, and them not talking to one another
    just added insult to injury. I had started thinking about getting a Treo
    600 when I heard rumors about the Treo 650. At that point, it existed only
    as rumors: better resolution, faster CPU, and the coveted BlueTooth. All
    this, and in a reasonable package; certainly no bigger than the Tungsten
    T, and, hey, I'm willing to put up with a little more size to consolidate
    the devices anyway. So, uncharacteristically, I waited patiently for the
    Treo 650 to be released. When it came out, it was everything I had hoped
    for -- and yet, I watched it for a little while longer to make sure it
    isn't flawed -- for example, by some idiocy such as Palm screwing up the
    filesystem so that the effective available memory is a fraction of what it
    should be -- they'd never do something like that, would they?</para>

    <para>But they fixed that, and I was finally ready to buy... but I'm with
    T-Mobile, and T-Mobile doesn't carry the Treo 650. And what's more, I'm
    happy with T-Mobile, and don't want to switch providers -- certainly not
    just for a PDA. We've been with T-Mobile for almost a decade, and I've
    changed my PDA three times in that time -- in fact, my cell phone is older
    than any of my PDAs, and says "Voicestream" on it -- from before the
    merger. And customer service only got better after the merger. That, and
    T-Mobile has Catherine Zeta-Jones as a spokesperson -- yowsa. I'm cool by
    association. But T-Mobile is slow in getting devices like the Treo, so I
    called T-Mobile and they told me that, indeed, the Treo 650 comes in a GSM
    model that will work on their network, so everything would be hunky-dory
    if I bought one and slipped in the SIM card -- as long as I make sure and
    get an unlocked phone. Things are looking good, when at this point, my
    ancient cell phone chooses this time to develop a crippling LCD flaw that
    renders everything but the little lock icon in the lower left-hand corner
    unreadable. Definitely time to take the plunge, and I've got my credit
    card out, ready to spend the $600 for a new Treo 650. I call Palm and tell
    them I'd like to buy a device, and confirm the price of ... $700.</para>

    <para>What? $700? Where'd that come from??</para>

    <para>The guy on the other end explains that the price I saw on the web
    site was an "error", and that the correct price is $700. So I say, thanks,
    but no thanks, and go online to do some research. The short version is
    that rumor has it that one (or more) of the carriers contracted with Palm
    to carry the 650 pressured Palm to raise the price, to encourage people to
    switch.</para>

    <para>As far as I'm concerned, Palm's made a fatal error. It was difficult
    to justify the $700 price on the Treo 650, especially when the Tungsten T5
    -- which is arguably a better machine, but lacking a cell phone -- is only
    $400. There's obviously some strange markup going on here; Palm is trying
    to say that the reason the unlocked version is so much more expensive than
    the version you get with one of their contracted carriers is because the
    carrier is absorbing the cost to get the normal 2-year contract. That's
    bullshit, plain and simple, because even an existing customer on one of
    the "preferred carriers" -- one who may no longer be under contract -- can
    still get the Treo 650 from Palm for a full $150 less than an unlocked
    version. So, Palm is artificially jacking up the price to appease their
    carriers, and this is evident on their website as they, at every turn,
    encourage you to switch from your carrier to one of theirs.</para>

    <para>I'm not playing that game, especially in light of the fact that I
    have grave concerns about the direction the quality of the PalmOS, of
    their device designs, and of Palm's customer support, has been taking. I'm
    certainly not going to pay $700 for it.</para>
  </section>

  <section>
    <title>The Epilogue</title>

    <para>So what did I do? I ordered my first non-PalmOS PDA in ten years. I
    purchased a Symbian-based Ericsson P900. Symbian is a PDA OS that is very
    popular in Europe, although less so in the US, and has a vast array of
    available third-party software -- much like PalmOS. The Symbian is more of
    a general purpose OS than even PalmOS, and the P900 has a built-in Java
    VM. While I'm not a big fan of Java these days (that's another essay), I
    am, after all, a Java programmer by trade, so this is convenient for me.
    Plus, the P900 gets consistently good reviews, having won awards for best
    3G device and so on, has a touch screen and character recognition -- all
    of the stuff I'm used to in a PDA -- and in a decent form factor. I've
    even read reviews saying that the P900 is as good a gaming platform as the
    Playstation 1. I'll bet solitaire <emphasis>screams</emphasis> on
    it.</para>

    <para>Still, I'm a little scared. I know Graffiti, and have a decade worth
    of data in my Palm. I'm unsure about being able to find equivelant
    applications of the ones that I depend on for the Symbian OS, or that
    they'll be as good, or that I'll have real trouble porting the data to the
    new platform. What if I hate the Symbian OS? What if? What if????</para>

    <para>But Palm has driven me away; to paraphrase technology pundit Michael
    S. Malone, I smell the scent of decay on Palm. They've diverged from the
    recipe that made them successful, and they're pulling stupid stunts that
    are alienating many of their most devout fans -- such as myself.</para>

    <para>Palm has, through their shady business practices, at least
    temporarily lost a customer. Maybe someday I'll go back to Palm, but maybe
    -- if Symbian is any good, just maybe -- I won't.</para>
  </section>
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